First of all, FUCK YOU FACEBOOK! That's right, FUCK YOU IN THE ASS WITH A SIX FOOT DILDO, BREAK HALF OF IT IN YOUR ASS, AND BEAT YOU SENSELESS WITH THE OTHER HALF! How dare they silence people's freedom of speech, which the last we checked was guaranteed by the First Amendment of the United States Constitution.
I closed my personal Facebook account several months ago because of all the bullshit with the so called "paranormal community". The "field" is filled with children running around with their kindergarten toys claiming their "theories", their "teams" and other fake shit is "real", or "credible". They sit in front of the television to watch "Ghost Hunters", "Ghost Adventures", "Haunted Encounters: Face to Face", "Deep South Paranormal", or a long list of actors that fell off the Tard Cart. "Oh look at me in my black t shirt with my name and team on it". "Look, I have a pocket protector with a built in PKE meter", and on, and on, and on. Really? Do you fucktards also wear special helmets lined with aluminum foil? Who died and made you posers "experts" in the paranormal?
They even have "teams" on Facebook, and other parts of the World Wide Web, that steal photos, and then pose them as their "own". Oooh, look at the orbs....BULLSHIT! Dust, moisture, pet dander, pollen, bugs, and other shit, and they think they are "ghost hunters". Really? Gimme a big time fucking break.
Let's take a look at the hot topic on the Exposing Paranormal Posers Facebook page. EPP had used parody to amp up exactly what and how the "stars" of "Deep South Paranormal" was going to be. A bunch of backwoods, Moonshine drinking, roadkill eating, slurred speeched hicks that prowled the coast and the bayous for "ghosts". This was a mixture for disaster from the beginning. First, in order to make this inbred love child of a "paranormal show", you take SUVs, a piss poor lounge guitarist, ZZ Top look alikes, bring in Honey Boo Boo, take out most of their teeth, add Justin Wilson's Cookbook, hire a balladeer like Waylon Jennings to narrate the "show", mix in some dingy clothes, body sweat and funk, some halitosis, some swamp ass gas, mud, and a mixture of Southern drawl and Bayou Bullshit, and VOILA! You have "Deep South Paranormal".
Doesn't anyone see with the way the producers of that "show" used these people to pitch the show? This pathetic excuse of an hour to waste watching an old man with a stick with a bell Duct taped to it, giving blow jobs to bullfrogs, and calling it "paranormal? It's bad enough that SyFy is trying to capitalize on any genre they can, but you Southerners need to stand up, and say this isn't what you are. You are a proud and educated people. You work hard, and you play hard. This show was not comedic by any stretch. It was the ride on the Short Bus to Larry the Cable Guy's dumbass brother's house. And to think, we were supposed to laugh when they ate a deep fried worm?
On Monday, EPP received an email through the Facebook page to take down their comments on this waste of time "show". The "person" called themselves "Gypsy Rose". They claimed they were from "California". What you are going to see is the email, with responses, word for word. And as you will see with the ramblings of a Madwoman, and the hate they create, for freedom of expression, EPP was bastardized.
Ah well, we call it like we see it. And we seem to have struck a nerve. La la la......
And as editor of the "Exposing Paranormal Posers" Blogger page, if you don't like what we write here, go fuck yourselves. Literally.
Not apologizing for shit.
Done. Over. Fini.
Unrespectfully sticking my big fat middle finger up at the fucktards of the paranormal "field"!
Carl Fitch
Ah well, we call it like we see it. And we seem to have struck a nerve. La la la......
And as editor of the "Exposing Paranormal Posers" Blogger page, if you don't like what we write here, go fuck yourselves. Literally.
Not apologizing for shit.
Done. Over. Fini.
Unrespectfully sticking my big fat middle finger up at the fucktards of the paranormal "field"!
Carl Fitch
May 10
Gypsy Rose- They say on there site. "Do you believe in ghosts? Have you been in a haunted house? Do you live in the sticks? Do you have at least three teeth? Do you bathe at least once a month? Do you live in a trailer park? Is your sister also your mommy? Do you want to be on. television? Well, SyFy has a new show coming April 10th to capitalize on the redneck, hillbilly craze. "Deep South Paranormal". So I guess we will see Gary Busey and Ted Nugent "rekillin' and grillin'" with a paranormal flair only those who cannot project a clear sentence.... Git R Done, Y'all! What a joke.....Git more Skoal, Bubba! Deep Fried Paranormal in da Bayou! Etouffee, anyone?
May 10Gypsy Rose- They say on there site."Do you believe in ghosts? Have you been in a haunted house? Do you live in the sticks? Do you have at least three teeth? Do you bathe at least once a month? Do you live in a trailer park? Is your sister also your mommy? Do you want to be on. television? Well, SyFy has a new show coming April 10th to capitalize on the redneck, hillbilly craze. "Deep South Paranormal". So I guess we will see Gary Busey and Ted Nugent "rekillin' and grillin'" with a paranormal flair only those who cannot project a clear sentence.... Git R Done, Y'all! What a joke.....Git more Skoal, Bubba! Deep Fried Paranormal in da Bayou! Etouffee, anyone?
.Can you just hear the old balladeer, Waylon Jennings, doing this lame, backwooded redneck reject show? Sounds like the same announcer off of "Moonshiners" Hey, where the hell is Pickle?"That is racist bigotry and hate slander there not commenting on the "paranormal" but on a culture. I demand you remove these posts at once if you know what needs to be done. If you wont, I will do whatever I can to get your page removed.Vile, disgusting, hate, biggotted people. You are scum.
May 13Exposing Paranormal Posers- So you are for censorship. Criticism and parody are freedom of speech. Name one thing in this post where it was "racist", bigotry", or even "hate". These people are public figures. They willingly put themselves onto television. If you have a problem with what EPP has said about the show, blame the producers. They are painting those guys as backwoods, so if you have a problem, take the argument to them, and have them revamp the show in a more positive light. Not all southerners are Skoal spitting, roadkill eating, pickup driving people. But the producers are profiting off of their way of life. The critique stands, and we stand by our statement. If anyone has a problem with the EPP page, don't like it, and don't read it. If I were you, I would contact SyFy, and the producers for making a mockery of both the paranormal field, and of the southern people as well. Unfortunately, it's already too late for "Deep South Paranormal". They will not be renewed for next season. The ratings do not support keeping the show on. Maybe if they took the show to CMT, maybe it can be done for another season. SyFy is looking at filler shows. Respectfully, we may disagree. And EPP, we stand by our postings. We respectfully will not remove any posts. We believe in freedom of speech, and stand by the First Amendment rights guaranteed by the United States Constitution. Thank you for your concern.
May 13Gypsy Rose- Fair enough explain to me cause I am just a ignorant I guess. How these statements has anything to do with Deepsouth Paranormals techniques and how they conduct an investigation? Have you worked with them? Bet you put plastic over your computer monitor, and just go for it. You hate filled biggots have no place in our society.
"They just drink moonshine like water, and chew tobaccy anyways...... So break out the pickled pigsfeet, some grits, and get ready for a haunted hootinanny..... More on the other posers later....Can you just hear the old balladeer, Waylon Jennings, doing this lame, backwooded redneck reject show? Sounds like the same announcer off of "Moonshiners"..... Hey, where the hell is Pickle?..... Do you live in the sticks? Do you have at least three teeth? Do you bathe at least once a month? Do you live in a trailer park? Is your sister also your mommy? Do you want to be on television? Well, SyFy has a new show coming April 10th to capitalize on the redneck, hillbilly craze."
May 13Gypsy Rose- Explain how people who say this and is this racist is still on facebook?Racist hate mongeres like you needs to be stopped. You still havent taken these posts down. Now we will do what needs to be done to shut you down. Go to hell.
They just drink moonshine like water, and chew tobaccy anyways...... So break out the pickled pigsfeet, some grits, and get ready for a haunted hootinanny..... More on the other posers later....Can you just hear the old balladeer, Waylon Jennings, doing this lame, backwooded redneck reject show? Sounds like the same announcer off of "Moonshiners"..... Hey, where the hell is Pickle?..... Do you live in the sticks? Do you have at least three teeth? Do you bathe at least once a month? Do you live in a trailer park? Is your sister also your mommy? Do you want to be on television? Well, SyFy has a new show coming April 10th to capitalize on the redneck, hillbilly craze.
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