"Ghost Asylum" on Destination America.
Poletergeists and possum gravy......Hooooo Weeeee.......
"Hey Y'all! You have any Creme Della Creme?"
Are you fucking kidding me? First we had to endure "Deep South Paranormal", and the backwoods bumpkin whoopty doo, now as the deep fried roadkill is cooling in the deep fryer, we have another scripted trailer trash chasing bunch of Appalachian Americans that shit their Halloween costumes with each and every small noise. As the old Saturday Night Live character, Leonard Pynth Garnell once quipped, "Truly Bad Playhouse".......
The "Tennessee Wraith Chasers" with their buff beer guts, bird nest beards, and looking like Grizzly Adams' offspring interbred with the Oak Ridge Boys, stars in this cross between "Ghost Hunters", "Ghost Adventures", "Ghost Lab", and "Home Improvement". Christopher Smith and Steven McDougal, Founders. Scott Porter, Historian. Chasey McKnight and Brannon Smith as the "builders". Wow, a hodgepodge of haunt hunting hillbillies running around in old abandoned crazy houses, hospitals, and nut hatches.
So here we go with another "show" using the over rated K-II meter, Mel Meter, the useless and cheap Gauss Meter. This major waste of network airspace is a frigging joke, and not everything is demonic, you backwoods stump humpers....
First of all, Chris Smith, you need to lose the left over smedium shirts and the steroids from Zak Bagans and learn how to stop trying to act like Waylon Jennings. The hairgel is probably copyrighted by Zak too dude.....
Just my brief opinion on this "show"..........
1.) Talking on the CB radio has been done on "Ghost Hunters" and "The Dukes of Hazzard" already. Get original already.
2.) In order to keep my interest in your show, you need some eye candy. Bigger boobed blondes that wear bikinis are a plus.
3.) Break out the moonshine. Seriously, you guys can't fucking act, and you actually might be entertaining if you were shit faced, and could really turn this sleepy time into a hootinanny........
4.) You're poor attempt at a "protection prayer" is as convincing as "professional wrestling", NASCAR, and the Tooth Fairy.....
5.) To be more convincing, get your own vehicles. Switching between Chevys and Ford pickups only proves that this future train wreck is all set up.
6.) How many goobers are going to believe that X-Rays, and other personal information is going to be left in these "asylums" and hospitals? Stop with the douchebag theatrics, and get this nightmare over with.
7.) You are not the "A-Team". Frankly you are only pissing off Mr. T. and he wants his tool box back. Instead of being like Tim Allen meets Betty Crocker, focus on trying to get real "evidence", not playing Handy Andy......
So there you have it. Short and sweet. Just like the run of this hillbilly hauntfest. Just so the hauntbilly hunters and their kin can understand. Destination America is so desperate to put out a "ghost show", that it has no original thought. Time to call the network, and see if they will start airing "Most Haunted" reruns. At least the Brits were funny when they faked shit........
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ReplyDeletehmmm....I concur with Unknown....lol...get a life angry man
ReplyDeleteyeah, i also concur with Unknown (from 11OCT15) and E.B.-S.
ReplyDeleteit's like you're trying too hard, and you come off sounding like an angry, jealous, ass.
my take on the show - i've seen worse. watch a few episodes and make up your own mind. i dig it. also, it's the only "reality" show (that i know of) that features a person with aspergers.
i don't know enough about k2, gauss, or any other meters that are used in these shows, so i can't comment either way on their validity or accuracy. it entertains me, so i don't really care.
i like that they build crazy traps, too. first time i've seen that, and though sometimes the designs are a little crazy, it's always an entertaining addition.
the only thing i can agree with you on is the vehicles. my guess is they're using rentals to keep from putting a ridiculous amount of miles on their own vehicles. which is a pretty smart move, even if it does seem inconsistent.
I totally agree these Hill billies are pathetic, poor scripts, as soon as it gets time to start I just change the channel. I tried the first 2 show's, i can't make it to the end. These guys are a pathetic rehash of every haunted destination in America, I guess the ghetto gang wasn't bad enough....now this! When will they throw in coon hunting with the spirit box
ReplyDeleteI use to watch Ghost Adventures long time ago.But realized fake. I watched TWC few episodes because I am familiar with the places they went. But I could tell was fake and scripted. The Bell. Witch Omg. When Chris got into that cheap prop coffin. That growl we all heard. That was fake as his spray on tan. I really don't know how these guys stay on TV. But I guess cheap entertainment for the travel channel. People are gulable to believe this. Just like the National Enquire. That has been around way before my time yet still being published. I would never go to their functions and don't support them at all. Its just a fad. One day these guys will have to get real jobs.
ReplyDeleteFor all the skeptics out there, Wife and I went to the Thomas House B&B in Red Boiling Spring's Tennessee for a ghost hunt 3/29/19 and the events were real. No scripts etc. No fake nothing. It's easy to watch a TV and conclude it's all fake. If you want to actually get a real experience of a ghost hunt then get off your a$$ and actually do it. Then come back and comment. One can't truthfully judge unless you actually go and do it in person.
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